1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all
lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los
Angeles.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot
on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West
Virginia.
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the
left blinker on: Florida.
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